Eric Hague

May 7, 2013
Short Imagined Monologues:
“A Few Words from a Genetically
Modified Eggplant”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency March 18, 2013
“Your Personal March Madness Preview”
The New Yorker December 18, 2012
“Guide to Fiscal Topography”
The New Yorker December 6, 2012
“Welcome to My Rare and Antiquarian
eBook Shop”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency October 24, 2012
Short Imagined Monologues:
“Hark! I am Obama—Slayer of Jobs!”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency August 28, 2012
“I Don't Think Liberals Realize We've Been Joking About the Whole Homophobia Thing”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency July 24, 2012
“In Hindsight, Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Let Voldemort Start His Own Super PAC”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency March 30, 2012
“Dear Google User: We’re Sure You're Going to Love This”
The Wall Street Journal March 29, 2012
“The Supreme Court Issues a 5-4 Decision on Where to Order Lunch”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency December 12, 2011
“Look, We Can Either Study for Our Law School Finals, or We Can Bring About the Violent Dissolution of the American Legal System”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency December 10, 2011
“A Report on the Recent Piggybanking Crisis”
The Wall Street Journal November 8, 2011
“A Stripped-Down, Compromised Draft of the American Jobs Act”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency June 2, 2011
“Actually, ‘STFU’ is an Initialism, Not
an Acronym”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency October 13, 2010
“A Dismissal of the Educational Value of World Of Wollstonecraft”
The Big Jewel August 12, 2010
“Our Daughter Isn't a Selfish Brat; Your Son Just Hasn't Read Atlas Shrugged”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency July 9, 2010
“Retraction: There is In Fact Such Thing as a Virus that Puts Porn on Your Computer”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency May 27, 2010
“A Campus Tour for Rejected Applicants”
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

I am a writer and law student living outside of Philadelphia. All these articles are intended as satire, especially the stuff about raising children.

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